Atheists Are Our Friends
The Theology Department at Fighter Pilot University is always looking for ways to improve the lives of our Faith based students and alumni. There are many very devout FU students and alumni that have inquired about what will happen to their pets on the day of deliverance. Fear no more gentle souls. Our Theology Department head, a Nobel Peace Prize laureate* has found the answer to your concerns.
*Awarded for reflective thoughts on how wonderful the world would be if we could do just one big group hug.
Here are the words that we live by at the FU Theological Department. "Make sure when you give, that you give generously to the FU Store." Truer words have never been spoken, especially with the approaching holiday season and, with that sentiment, pass that thought on to your friends.