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Posted by rowdy on August 28, 2013


France Alpha Jet E Neil Bury
France Alpha Jet E
Photo by Neil Bury


I'm waiting to be told how cobras, hooks, or vectored thrust help in combat. They're great at air shows, but zero energy is a fighter pilot's nightmare. Shoot your opponent down and his number two will be on your tail thinking it's his birthday — a target hanging there in the sky with zero energy.
Ned Firth, Eurofighter
Landing on the ship during the daytime is like sex, it's either good or it's great. Landing on the ship at night is like a trip to the dentist, you may get away with no pain, but you just don't feel comfortable.
LCDR Thomas Quinn, USN
Fighter pilots are absolutely irresistible to women, who will drop their panties if a fighter pilot so much as enters the room.
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Switzerland F-5E Simon George

Switzerland F-5E Tiger II
Photo by Simon George

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Posted by o019zvm on
to LCDR Thomas Quinn , USN . well played sir. -nice pic - the best of all - on this post - bad - A$$ t-cat ! thank you -
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