New FU Athletic Team
And now for sport. Fighter Pilot University sports teams have not done well against some very intense competition. As a result, we have scoured the world for some new, little known sporting event, that our team could get in on at the ground level. Some event that would allow us to be almost immediately competitive. Something that wouldn’t require years to build a viable team. Something that wouldn’t require us to hire an expensive coaching staff or build huge playing fields. Something that we can win at on a consistent basis, because, really, almost nobody else is playing it. We would be a world force at such an event. More than likely once we establish our supremacy in such an event we would be able to push for its acceptance as an Olympic event and a gold medal would be within our grasp.
We have found such a sport. Bull Jumping. You will see our first sanctioned event here. Quite exciting. We won our very first competition because, although we invited numerous universities and colleges, nobody showed up to compete. In spite of that, it was a great day. The FU Ragin’ Fightin’ Angry Beaver band was there and the student body was enthusiastic.
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