Kickass Quotes 6
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FIGHTER PILOT UNIVERSITY
OUR GRADUATES MAKE HISTORY
(Read this very fast so it sounds like one of those TV announcers. Do you know when is the best day to buy an FU T-shirt? Yesterday. Do you know when the second best day is to buy an FU T-shirt? Today. OK, you missed out yesteday but you can make up for it today. Don't screw up two days in a row. Learn from past mistakes. It's not too late to save face with your family and friends. They all want FU T-shirts too. Don't let them down like you did yesterday. That would be just plane selfish.)
USN F/A-18C Hornet
Photo by Johnathan Derden
OUR GRADUATES MAKE HISTORY
(Read this very fast so it sounds like one of those TV announcers. Do you know when is the best day to buy an FU T-shirt? Yesterday. Do you know when the second best day is to buy an FU T-shirt? Today. OK, you missed out yesteday but you can make up for it today. Don't screw up two days in a row. Learn from past mistakes. It's not too late to save face with your family and friends. They all want FU T-shirts too. Don't let them down like you did yesterday. That would be just plane selfish.)
USN F/A-18C Hornet
Photo by Johnathan Derden
The thing you have to understand about fighter pilots is they never quite grow past the stage of little boys buzzing past girls on their bicycles.
Tom Clancy
The three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and a good bowel movement. The night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities in life to experience all three at the same time.
Uknown
When asked why he was referred to as 'Ace':
Because during World War Two I was responsible for the destruction of six aircraft, fortunately three were enemy.
Captain Ray Lancaster, USAAF
Sweden AJSF37 Viggen
Photo by Jan Jorgensen
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