A Fighter Pilot View on Global Warming

Our college of meteorology has not taken any sides on the global warming issue. That is attributed to the fact that we don’t know shit about it and we don’t really believe anyone else does either. Our cynical side tells us that there is truth at some level on many sides but when we see redistribution of income as a nation to other nations due to carbon output levels, we are probably too far to the left and when we see folks say nothing is happening and pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, we are too far to the right (where I tend to live, admittedly). Due to this conundrum, we want to say that we are ignorant to this issue and are too lazy to find the facts that would present you with our ever relevant opinions. This would require less beer time and more study and as all of you know; the most important learning begins and ends at the bar. We are not unsympathetic to the needs of those that feel they are directly affected by perceived global warming and we want to draw your attention to the picture below as they are pissed at what they feel will change their lives permanently. Pray for them and think of the children.