Kickass Quotes 13
France Alpha Jet E
Photo by Neil Bury
I'm waiting to be told how cobras, hooks, or vectored thrust help in combat. They're great at air shows, but zero energy is a fighter pilot's nightmare. Shoot your opponent down and his number two will be on your tail thinking it's his birthday — a target hanging there in the sky with zero energy.
Ned Firth, Eurofighter
Landing on the ship during the daytime is like sex, it's either good or it's great. Landing on the ship at night is like a trip to the dentist, you may get away with no pain, but you just don't feel comfortable.
LCDR Thomas Quinn, USN
Fighter pilots are absolutely irresistible to women, who will drop their panties if a fighter pilot so much as enters the room.
Fighter Pilot - Uncyclopedia
Switzerland F-5E Tiger II
Photo by Simon George
Go to the FU Store. Buy some FU stuff. The FU Store kicksass.
Fighter Pilot University
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