Fighter Pilot Help for Tiger's Sexual Addiction
Tiger Woods has a sexual addiction. That's not terribly surprising. This sexual addiction is the result of what I call The Bill Clinton Syndrome.* Here's how it works. You spend your entire adolescent life as a dweeb or nerd of some type. Grow up to have an astronomical rise to fame, fortune or power. Unprepared for the sudden lust of women, sexual addition is the result.
Bill Clinton was a band nerd. Other than maybe some action at band camp those types of guys just didn't attract much female attention. Bill Clinton gets into politics. Whether you like his positions on issues or not, he's good at it. Works his way up and becomes the governor of Arkansas. That's when things change. Chicks dig guys in power. Governor Clinton is not use to this female attention. When he becomes President he has more power and even greater female attention. For a band nerd, that kind of female attention is overwhelming and sexual addiction is inevitable. Nerd to political chick magnet = sexual addition.
In Tiger's case, he grew up concentrating almost exclusively on golf with his dad always by his side. Not much of a chick magnet recipe. After winning a few national amateur championships, he jumps to the pros and immediately gets a 30 million dollar Nike contract and starts kicking everyone's ass, becoming the greatest golfer in the world. One thing chicks dig even more than power is money. Tiger's raking in a hundred million a year. That kind of cash attracts chicks by the thousands wherever he goes. Golf nerd to billionaire = sexual addiction.Now, you're almost certainly thinking, "Don't fighter pilots experience the same thing?" Well, yes, they experience the chick magnetism but, no, they are prepared for the overwhelming attention. Most fighter pilots have been quite socially active growing up. They've been athletes, class presidents, class clowns, guys chosen to pick teams, natural born leaders. They've always had some female attention to varying degrees. This gradual escalation of heightened female attraction allows them to avert the possibility of sexual addiction. Sure there are fighter pilots that succumb to their powers of female desirability but most of those are the guys who aren't really in the fighter pilot business because they want to be the best fighter pilot in the world. No, most of these types of fighter pilots are the guys that become generals.
OK, back to Tiger's sexual addiction. He's getting treatment to try and overcome it. Here's an easy solution. Tiger, give away all your money. Give away the houses, the yacht, everything. No money, no chick attention, no sexual addiction. Rid yourself or this treaded addiction. Man, you really have got to feel some pain for the guy. Addiction is a powerful drive that usually can only be remedied with professional help. Well, I'm a professional and I'm here to help. By the way Tiger. If you like this idea, I'll be happy to e-mail my bank account information to help you get started on your road to recovery.
*The Bill Clinton Syndrome to be addressed in greater detail in my article in an upcoming addition of American Psychology Journal.
*The Bill Clinton Syndrome to be addressed in greater detail in my article in an upcoming addition of American Psychology Journal.
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This kind of willingness to help brings a tear to the eye!
# Posted By vernonwagner
| 2/26/10 3:30 PM