Fighter Pilot University
Fighter Pilot University
Fighter Pilot University
Fighter Pilot University
Fighter Pilot University
Fighter Pilot University
Fighter Pilot University
Fighter Pilot University
Fighter Pilot University
Fighter Pilot University
Fighter Pilot University
Fighter Pilot University
Fighter Pilot University
Fighter Pilot University
Fighter Pilot University
Fighter Pilot University
Fighter Pilot University
Fighter Pilot University
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There's an athletic event that you can only play on an aircraft carrier. All navies around the world that have carriers get to play this game, unless you only have those little VTOL carriers. It's not a scheduled event. In fact, you never know when you'll suddenly be a participant. It's called Cable Snap. There's two phases to this game. One is at the front of the boat when your rapidly decelerating fighter suddenly lurches forward and heads for the drink. The second phase is everything behind that which lies in the way of a monstrously retracting cable.
 
Phase one is only for one or two players; the guys in the fighter. The object of this portion of the game is to not go under the water with the jet. Here you'll test your athletic, cat-like reflexes.  Win and you end up floating down to the sea or maybe even the deck. Lose and your day just went from sucking to shit.
 
The second phase of the game involves almost everyone else who's top side. If you're lucky enough to know that you're a participant in the game you'll have a chance to demonstrate your timing and jumping skills. Knowing you're a player is no guarantee that you'll win but it greatly improves your chances over the folks who don't know. The object here is simple, miss the cable. Win and you minimize the pain, lose and, let's just say, it's going to hurt.
 
To understand how to play Cable Snap, here's a demonstration video. Pay attention in case you ever get a chance to play.




Since you're now in a squid mood.
Check out the US Navy designs in the FU STORE.

FU Store Design - F-14 Tomcat



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New FU Athletic Team

And now for sport. Fighter Pilot University sports teams have not done well against some very intense competition. As a result, we have scoured the world for some new, little known sporting event, that our team could get in on at the ground level. Some event that would allow us to be almost immediately competitive. Something that wouldn’t require years to build a viable team. Something that wouldn’t require us to hire an expensive coaching staff or build huge playing fields. Something that we can win at on a consistent basis, because, really, almost nobody else is playing it. We would be a world force at such an event. More than likely once we establish our supremacy in such an event we would be able to push for its acceptance as an Olympic event and a gold medal would be within our grasp.
 
We have found such a sport. Bull Jumping. You will see our first sanctioned event here. Quite exciting. We won our very first competition because, although we invited numerous universities and colleges, nobody showed up to compete. In spite of that, it was a great day. The FU Ragin’ Fightin’ Angry Beaver band was there and the student body was enthusiastic. 
 
This thing is going to catch on and we are already the world leader in the new, up-and-coming, totally exciting sport of Bull Jumping.


 

Fighter Pilot University 2008 Cheerleader Tryouts

It’s a new academic year here at Fighter Pilot University and like all institutions of higher learning in the United States one of our top priorities was to ensure that our FU Ragin' Fightin' Angry Beaver cheerleading squad was ready for the new sports year. So, recently we had tryouts for our 2008-2009 cheerleader team. We had very limited openings, most of our cheerleaders were returning from last year. However, we opened up the competition to any and all hopefuls. Unexpectedly, one of our male students, Roger Entwhistle, applied for the position. Of course, we said females only, but he came prepared with a court injunction (bastard lawyers) requiring us to give him an equal and legitimate opportunity of making the team. 

Interestingly enough, we discovered that we had a newly implemented team rule that required any cheerleaders over 150 pounds to demonstrate the ability to lift any randomly selected cheerleader applicant. This is a critical skill for the power and acrobatic cheers that have also been implemented just this year. 
 
Well, by coincidence Roger, applicant 13, was the first aspiring cheerleader to be required to demonstrate this ability. We certainly cheered him on and as you can see, he almost pulled it off. We told him after his double hernia surgery that he’s more than welcome to tryout again.
 
You may ask, what about cheerleader applicant 00, didn’t she have to demonstrate this lift ability? That only seems fair and so politically correct.  First, it’s never polite to ask about a female's weight. So, PC be damned, no, she would not have had to exhibit her lift capability. Second, it’s pretty hard to compete at all when you’re wearing a leg cast after some loser drops you. Maybe next year.

Well, we decided those power and acrobatic cheers are just too dangerous and replaced them with individual jumping-on-tramopline cheers.

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