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The Brits are funny and clever people. Often times that humor can be very dry and subtle but usually smartly witty. No surprise then that one of them would take the moment of their greatest hour and use it in a very humorous advertising campaign. These ads never were presented on the mass market and we really have no idea if they were ever considered seriously for the product mentioned but they're still hilariously kickass. 
 
We've mentioned Spitfire ale before. Very good bit of the amber nectar. Obviously, a product with that name, Spitfire, is going to use fighter pilots and fighter planes as a central theme in its advertising campaigns. Take all that together, fighter planes, history, British humor, and you get some kickass funny advertising.


Their finest six minutes. That's quite a consumption rate.

Spitfire ad 1939 - 1945



And Surrey and Essex and Sussex and all of East Anglia.

Spitfire Ad Downed over Kent



Clever.

Spitfire Ad Don't Mention the War



A great play on words.  Always good for a childish laugh.

Spitfire Ad No Fokker Comes Close



This makes me snicker.

Spitfire Ad Goering. Goering. Gone



Kickass!!

Spitfire Ad How to make sauerkraut



This is pure genius!

Spitfire Ad No Nazi after taste



That's got to be 11:18 AM. No woman could possible be pissed at 11:18 PM.

Spitfire Ad Victoria Cross



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Fighter Pilots Volunteer for Disaster Recovery

There are calamities and disasters happening around the world on an almost daily basis. Each crisis is different and the response to the situation, of course, depends the extremity of the occurrence. Fighter pilots are not often tasked to support civil tragedies for various reasons. For example, the earthquake in Haiti does not call for fighter pilot support. Heavy guys and helo guys are much needed there and they do a tremendous job to help minimize the human suffering there.
 
However, there are lesser emergencies where fighter pilots can have an immediate impact. Take the situation in the video here. Just have a few fighter pilots walk into this adversity and the circumstances would be immediately concentrated, making clean up quick and easy. Once the problem women learned that fighter pilots were nearby their natural female yearnings would overcome their drunken stupors and they would flock to the fighter pilots. Hazardous clean up personnel could then rapidly surround the perimeter of the lusting women and take control of the melee.
 
Fighter pilots don't always need their fighter to come to the rescue.


F-BOMB ALERT!!
(Explicit language and
 public nudity present.)




In a situation like this, if there aren't any fighter pilots available.  Rush to the FU Store and put our shirts on four or five regular guys.  With that, these women will still think there's fighter pilots in the area.  The lusting will not be as powerful but it will be sufficient to slowly concentrate the crowd and allow eventual cleanup.  

The FU Store, your one stop
 for control of any size Slut Spill.

This Is Not Funny

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Sad, but true.

This guy ought to be hauled in for child abuse. He's obviously one of those types who grew up dreaming of becoming a fighter pilot but didn't have the goods. Obviously, in the back of his mind he knows that his wife is disappointed in settling for him and longs to be with a fighter pilot. So now in a perverted way, even though he admires them and wishes to be a fighter pilot, he hates them too. So now he's destroying his kid's dreams just as they're getting started. Look at that little guy's face. Totally crushed. This is criminal. Just when he should be nurturing a child's natural desires to be a fighter pilot, because of his own discontent he feels the need to squelch that highest of goals only so that his son doesn't suffer the same disappointment. What a dick!

We got this picture from a real medical doctor who sent it to us out of his concern that this may be happening on a much larger scale than we realize.  Thanks Doc.
 


Damn it!!
Get your kid an FU shirt from the FU Store
You owe it to them.  Nurture their dreams.
Don't be a dick.

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