Fox 1 in the Face became a classic in every squadron I was in after the “Hooters” and I adapted a version in 1987 for the 67th TFS (Fighting Cocks at Night).  I made a trip back to Kadena in 1996 and went to the Zipper (67th bar) where “all the Cocks hang out” and heard them still singing Fox 1 in the Face 15 years after we wrote it in the Hooter Hooch.  It’s a song that’s timeless and became a trademark for the Fighting Cocks. 

Pictured in the video from L-R are (back row) Bones, Headly, Cow, Masknida, Slick, (front row) Gopher, Squirt, Bung, Radar, Kama, and the dude with his back to the camera is STX (aka Jolly).  

OBTW: Gopher is pictured under the owl that was from the original Night Owls.  Gopher was killed in a F-4 mid-air at George AFB in 1990.  This song will be forever dedicated to the memory of a great fighter pilot and friend, Gopher.  Here’s a nickel on the grass for you amigo.

 FOX 1 In The Face
By Bellmouth and the Intakes
 
Fox 1 in the face, You never saw it
Fox 1 in the face, you really bought it
At the merge today
We blew your shit away

Then we came back round, you had no SA

GCI was down, we came back to play

Heaters and Gun Shots

We finished off the rest

Hooters from the GU, Heroes for hire

Hooters from the GU, Our hairs on fire

But when the sun goes down, We’ll all be downtown

Drinking with your wives and girl friends

While you mend you little egos

Next time that we meet, There’ll be no questions

Who you’ll have to beat, In any action

No one F—ks or Fights

Like Hooters in the night

Barnacle Bill The Pilot

Performed by Oscar Brand

The Air Force is the life for me, said Barnacle Bill the sailor

I'll jump my ship and leave the sea said Barnacle Bill the sailor

I'll fly so high, I'll pass the sky, in gravitation I'll defy

I'll make the ladies scream and cry, said Barnacle Bill the sailor

Chorus

Pretty soon you'll lose that grin, x 3

Cried the fair young maiden

I'm rough and tough and know my stuff, said Barnacle Bill the pilot

I'll fly this ship till I've had enough, said Barnicle Bill the pilot

I know a struts, I know a fins, I know the barrel roll and a spins

I know the outs, I’ll learn the ins, said Barnicle Bill the pilot

Chorus

You're out of gas and must go down, x 3

Cried the fair young maiden

I'm a cockeyed finn if I'll give in, said Barnicle Bill the pilot

I've made my way through thick and thin," said Barnicle Bill the pilot

He kicked the bar and pulled the stick, he hit the ground like a ton of bricks

I’d tell you more but it would make me sick, for barnacle Bill the pilot

Chorus

Here's some flowers for his grave, x 3

Cried the fair young maiden

Squiggly Porn
By Dos Gringos

When I'm out TDY sometimes I'm a rolling stone
But there are nights I stay in my room 'cause I want to be alone
I just want to get some me time - a chance to feel reborn
I dim the lights and lock the door and cuddle up to squiggly porn

Sure there are real pornos but I'd rather not
They make me feel all dirty inside and I know that I'd get caught
With my friend squiggly porn I get that same cheap thrill
Without "Naked Sorority Grandmas 6" showing up on my Visa bill

Yeah squiggly porn you're always around
I keep coming back though you let me down
You give me a tit then you take it away
I'm still looking forward to that special day
When I can see some poontang
And chicks making out
And it ain't all distorted
Yeah there won't be a doubt
That I conquered the beast
Then what will I do?
Squiggly porn I'll miss you