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Pink Taco

On a recent trip to Vegas, Borg and I happened upon this bar & grill in the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. I was quite surprised, because of the name, that they weren't a Mexican restaurant.  At least I don't think so. Didn't really get in the place, but, from outside, I figured it must be a seafood place since it had a kind of fishy smell.*

Pink Taco

Rowdy & Borg

*What did the blind fighter pilot say as he walked by the fish market?

"Hello ladies."


Check out the smells at the FU Store.

No. 10 Saloon

No. 10 SaloonI recently had the chance to kick back a few cold ones in Deadwood, South Dakota and decided on settling into the famous No. 10 Saloon. The bar has all the feel of an 1800’s location to include the chair Wild Bill Hickok was sitting in when Jack McCall blew his brain pan apart. I gambled a little and came away meeting my goal of drinking in another historic cantina on my continuing lifelong bar tour. When I got back to home base I decided to get the facts on the No. 10 and pass them on to you as a history lesson from FU. Below is the short breakdown of the Saloon and, I'm sad to say, I was not in the original and couldn’t have been if I tried. 
 
The original location of Nuttall & Mann's #10 Saloon was at 624 Main Street, but burned down in the tragic fire of 1879.  There are no known photographs of the original saloon. Today, the original location is occupied by the Wild West Casino. In 1938, a "new" Old Style Saloon #10 was recreated across the street at 657 Main Street, which continues to operate today.
 
No. 10 Saloon, Deadwood, South DakotaIt was at this location that Wild Bill Hickokfamed gunfighter, who most certainly would have been a fighter pilot if he'd be lucky enough to live in that era, was shot by Jack McCall on August 2, 1876. The prior evening when Hickok was playing poker with several men, including McCall, Jack lost heavily.  Wild Bill generously gave him back enough money to buy something to eat, but advised him not to play again until he could cover his losses.  This obviously humiliated McCall who would take his revenge the next day.
 
The next afternoon when Wild Bill entered Nuttall & Mann's Saloon he found Charlie Rich sitting in his preferred seat. After some hesitation, Wild Bill joined the game, reluctantly seating himself with his back to the door and the bar---a fatal mistake. Jack McCall, drinking heavily at the bar, saw Hickok enter the saloon, taking a seat at his regular table in the corner near the door.
 
Wild Bill Hickok, gunfighter and 1800's fighter pilotMcCall slowly walked around to the corner of the saloon where Hickok was playing his game. From under his coat, McCall pulled a double-action .45 pistol, shouted “Take that!” and shot Wild Bill Hickok in the back of the head, killing him instantly.  Hickok had been holding a pair of eights, and a pair of Aces, which has ever since been known as the "dead man's hand."
 
So, in conclusion, I recommend drinking and gambling at the No. 10 Saloon but go in with the knowledge that you are NOT in the original. With that trivia fact, you can make the non-fighter pilot, who might say they've had a drink in the original, feel stupid and you can walk away superior in your vast experience and FU given education. We suggest that for the next few days that you play poker with your back to the wall as well as we recommend not repeating Wild Bill’s mistake.


You know the perfect shirt to wear into No. 10 Saloon is available in the FU Store.  Wild Bill would have worn a shirt from the FU Store if he could have. Even that prick Jack McCall would have worn a shirt from the FU Store because he wanted to be somebody.  Too bad he didn't know that all it takes for that to happen is to get a shirt from the FU Store.  No need to shoot someone.  Get your shirt from the FU Store today.
 

Kickass Bar. Not for the Squeamish

La Torre del Oro, Madrid, Spain

On a recent trip to Madrid I had the opportunity to visit a rather unique, kickass bar. Located in Plaza Mayor is La Torre del Oro. Small, which is not uncommon in Madrid, but full of character.  La Torre del Oro is a bull fighting bar. The TV is showing bull fights, the wall is covered with pictures of bull fights, matadors and bulls, and overhead are mounted former fighting bulls. You get a little appetizer with each cerveze and a plate of olives.  No place to sit but that's OK because that just makes the conversation more lively and causes you to roam around and check out the pictures and bullfighting memorabilia.

Bull craniums at La Torre del Oro

 
From the pictures on the wall it's apparent that, at least once in a while, the bull wins.  A lot of the pictures are of matadors getting gored, matadors getting flipped, matadors in surgery getting sutured up. One particular picture, which the bartender pointed out, is quite alarming. A matador is in the process of being repeatedly gored and, in the photo, one of his body parts is flying over his head. It's one of his testicles!! Yeah, one of his nuts flying right over his head!! YIKES!!!! Damn, that hurts just to think about it. Don't know what the end result was though. 

Kickass La Torre del Oro

 
La Torre del Oro. Check it out if you get a chance. You will agree, it kicksass!!

After all this bullfighting stuff you're probably interested in a kickass bull-type design at the FU Store.  Yeah, we got one.  It's new and hot off the press.  Below are the front and back designs and, speaking of nads, check out the ones on that bull.

FRONT

 

Why Does It Give You Wings?


BACK

Made from the sweat of a fighter pilot's ass crack.

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