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Officer Rot in the Unites States Air Force

Here’s an interesting read we found recently posted on Robert Avrech’s web site. Apparently, it’s from a current, active duty Air Force officer. That makes it all the more interesting. It’s pretty easy to sit on the outside of a military service and carp about these kinds of issues. It’s equally easy to question this writer’s angle. But, as he mentions here, careerism is an age old problem in the military and when it happens, someone needs to point it out. I think some time ago a guy named Billy Mitchell did just that. Well, maybe it’s back.

Introduction
 
First I'd like to thank Robert for the opportunity to scribble on his page. When you have a writer as accomplished as Robert asking you to fill space on his website... well, that's quite an honor. I'll do my best not to wreck the place.
 
Robert and I frequently talk military. And as I'm sure you readers already know, Robert is no slouch when it comes to the art of war. Though I grew up a Navy brat, got my degree in military history from an Army college, serve in the USAF, and generally think I know it all, Robert's knowledge frequently humbles me.
 
Which is why I'm grateful for the opportunity to relay this extension of a chat we had on the general state of things in the USAF.
 
—A U.S. Air Force Officer

Marshall's Men*

First, a little history lesson on one of the towering figures of the 20th Century, General George C. Marshall.

General George C. Marshall (1880 – 1959). Churchill dubbed Marshall “the organizer of victory”. In truth, Marshall made the ally victory inevitable before the war by ridding the army of officers who were wedded to static World War I tactics, and replacing them with officers who understood that the next war would be fast-paced, mobile, and highly mechanized.

You see, it wasn't Patton's tanks or Hap Arnold's bombers or Nimitz's Navy that won World War II. It was a commandant at the Fort Benning Infantry school in the 1930s, then Lt. Col. Marshall, who won the war before it even started.
 
The US Army in the 1930s was in a sad state of affairs (though the depression was raging, and everything was in a sad state of affairs). But the Army's plague transcended supply issues. After World War I, careerism started to take its heavy toll on the force. Generals advanced cronies who walked like them, talked like them, and thought like them. Those men in turn advanced subordinates who fit their image and likeness, and so the process went.

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The Fighter Pilots are Coming

It’s not quite the midnight ride of Paul Revere, but our FU mascot, LT Harold Beaver, wants you to help spread the word that “the fighter pilots are coming, the fighter pilots are coming.”  You know the story, one if by land base and two if by sea and all that jazz.  Seriously though, the faculty at FU is proud to release our newest shirt design and we want you to help get the word out by being an FU Beaver supporter and sport our colors.  The shirt is a black tee shirt with FU wings on the front, LT Beaver on the back, and can be yours for just $15.69. 

 

 

While you are checking out the Beaver, take a look a the rest of our shirts in the FU Store.  We have designs for the F-22, F-18, A-10, F-16, F-15C, F-15E, GR-4, Harrier, Mirage 2000, and our ever-popular You Shut Up and FU BBQ Team shirt.  Don’t miss this great opportunity to wear FU colors and support this fine institution of higher learning.

We value your feedback, so please click on the Comment Section below to give us your vote on what our next product should be.  It does us no good to design a shirt the bros won’t wear, so we need your input.  We have a F-4 Phantom shirt in the works because so many of our alumni have flown that wonderful beast and have requested it.  What do the bros want?  Here are some ideas we’ve discussed, so please comment and add to the list:

 

  • FU Polo Golf Shirt
  • FU Coffee and Beer Mug
  • FU Black Hat
  • FU Tattoos (chicks will dig them---just ask Homer)

Don’t forget to give us your input/comment below.  “The Fighter Pilots are coming, the fighter pilots are coming.”  The word of the month is Beaver, spread the word!

 

Olympic Event. Gay/Not Gay?

With the Olympics going on, the sport of men’s synchronized diving has come to our attention. I’m not sure I even recall seeing Men’s Synchronized diving before. Maybe so, but my mind probably blocked out the absurdity of the thing. I know I’ve seen women synchronized diving and it can be quite extraordinary. However, I think men’s synchronized diving is gay. 
 
Men's Synchronized DivingLet’s get this straight. The only thing that men should synchronize is a military operation, a synchronized attack. You know how that works. “OK men, synchronize your watches. Ready, ready, hack.” When men are involved in sporting events they’re on teams or they go it alone. They are on offense or defense. They attack another’s goal or strenuously protect their own. They take advantage of an opponent’s weakness. They try to obliterate their adversary’s score. They do not synchronize or harmonize. 
 
Just because an event looks good when women do it doesn’t mean men should do it to. You don’t see guys doing that twirling ribbon-on-a-stick, hop, skip and jump apparatus gymnastic thing. Guys don’t do that goofy, clamped nose, herky- jerky synchronized swimming either. So why diving?
 
Don’t get me wrong. Divers, gymnasts and other athletes of that ilk are certainly impressive performers and display incredible power, strength, agility and precision. Taking an already accomplished men’s sport, diving, and synchronizing it is not right. I’ll even go so far as to say that men’s straight-up diving can be a thing of beauty. However, synchronizing it doesn’t make it more beautiful, just weird. Next thing you know we’re going to see a synchronized slam dunk competition. Just like two half-wits don’t make a whole, two synchronized men divers do not make a kickass sport. 
 
Of course, you decide for yourself, but to answer the question, FU says men’s synchronized diving is gay.

Olympic side note:  If they ever start an Olympics fantasy team, I want Michael Phelps and any Chinese guy.

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