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Ain't No Fighter Pilot's Down in Hell

Posted by Jolly on January 26, 2008

Ain't No Fighter Pilots Down in Hell
Perfromed by Dick Jonas

Chorus  (Repeat after each verse)

Glorious, victorious.

One keg of beer for the four of us.

Singing Glory Be to God that there are no more of us,

'Cause one of us could drink it all alone.

Damn near.....Pass the beer.....To the rear.....Of the squadron!

Oh, there are no fighter pilots down in hell,

Oh, there are no fighter pilots down in hell,

Oh, the place is full of queers, Navigators, bombadiers

But there ain’t no fighter pilots down in hell,

 

Oh, the bomber pilot's life is just a farce,

Oh, the bomber pilot's life is just a farce,

The automatic pilot's on, He's reading comics in the john,

Oh, the bomber pilot's life is just a farce,


Oh, there are no fighter pilots in Japan,

Oh, there are no fighter pilots in Japan

They are all across the bay, Getting shot at every day,

Oh, there are no fighter pilots in Japan,

 

Oh, there are no fighter pilots up at wing,

Oh, there are no fighter pilots up at wing,

The place is full of brass, Sitting round on their fat ass,

Oh, there are no fighter pilots up in wing,


Oh, there are no fighter pilots in the states,

Oh, there are no fighter pilots in the states,

They’re off on foreign shores, Making mothers out of whores,

Oh, there are no fighter pilots in the states,

 

Oh, there are no Navy pilots in the fray,

Oh, there are no Navy pilots in the fray,

They’re in Hollywood out West, doing what they do best

Oh, there are no Navy pilots in the fray,

 

There ain’t no fighter pilots down below

There ain’t no fighter pilots down below

They’re all way up above, drinking whiskie, making love

There ain’t no fighter pilots down below


You can tell a navigator by his ass

You can tell a navigator by his ass

Oh, it's forty inches wide, Getting wider every ride,

You can tell a navigator by his ass


An airline pilot's life is mighty fine,

An airline pilot's life is mighty fine,

Flying friendly skies, Putting hands on friendly thighs,

An airline pilot's life is mighty fine


 

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