JDAM Blues
JDAM Blues
By Dos Gringos
Yea there once was time, Viper pilots were Gods
Lazing LGBs, in their targeting pods
It was fairly tasking, not to overfill your cup
But if you weren’t on your game, you could still screw it up
Yea those days are all disappeared, the Anti-Christ is finally here
And it’s JDAM, Dropping JDAM
I’m gonna tell stories, when I grow old
How I flew the whole mission on altitude hold
How I kept myself busy, from going insane
I completely unstrapped, showed my wingman my brain
There ain’t much to talk about, I even had time to rub one out
Dropping JDAM, Dropping JDAM
Yea you thought LGBs, were easy to do
Well Hell even Jerry’s kids, could do this shit too
The flood of concentration, is down to a trickle
All you need is a monkey, to throw poop and pickle
Yea you don’t even have to check, just gotta remember to inkdec
Droppin JDAM, Dropping JDAM
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