Spent all my Money

Posted by Jolly on June 28, 2012

How does a fighter pilot best use a Post-it note? 

Well, a picture's worth a thousand words.

Speaking of Words, I can't think of better words to a Friday Night Roll Call Song than Dos Gringos singing "Jane Spent all My Money"

The Bitch Spent all my Money

By Dos Gringos
 

I make a thousand extra bucks each month

and you would think with that amount

I'd have a positive number inside my checking account
How many times can one woman hit an ATM in a day
You can bet your ass that a BVR bitch slap is on it's way

Well I got a story to tell to you, And man it ain't funny
I've been five months TDY, And the bitch spent all my money

I know when I get home you want to wear something cute
But the who the hell pays a hundred dollars for just one bathing suit?
And how about that two hundred bucks for just two pair of shoes?
Man I only spent fifteen dollars paying off my LPA dues

Yeah I got taken to the bank today , by my own honey bunny
I've been five months TDY, and the bitch spent all my money

You know I still love you baby, but something's missing
I feel like the bitch here in a federal pound me in the ass prison
Besides it's not going to matter when I get home, I don' care what you do
You could shave your head, grow out your leg hair

and I'd still bone the shit outta you

It's not fair, 'cause I still love you honey
I've been five months TDY and the bitch spent all my money
Yeah don't laugh 'cause it could happen to you,  and man it ain't funny
I've been five months TDY and the bitch spent all my money 

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