Two's Blind
Two’s Blind
By Dos Gringos
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Taxied out, for a 12 ship LFE
And I lost count of who was one, and who was three
It’s nothing new, it happens every time
Over Victor, “Two’s Blind”
We took off, on a radar assisted trail
I tried a boresight lock, and got and FCR fail
Then lead turned into the sun
Like he does every f***ing time
Ah son of a bitch, “Two’s Blind”
Why is he so damn hard to see
Well it must be his flyin, cause it damn sure isn’t me!
We got spiked, and lead went to the notch
But when he did, I had my eyes down in my crotch –
Cause I had an itch
When I looked up, only jack shit did I find
God Damn it, “Two’s Blind”
We pushed to the target, and lead said just keep sight
Then he actioned left when I swear to Jesus that he briefed right
It’s time like this, where I feel a bit resigned
To just f***in eject, rather then admit that I am blind
Dear God, what the hell have I done wrong
Is it cause I drink, and smoke, and Cus,
and repeatedly stroke my schlong--and I do!
Needless to say, my IP busted me
He gave me a zero, when I think it’s clear that I earned a three
Cause what he doesn’t know, is that he’s lucky to be alive
When I said I was visual, I lied my ass off—I was Blind!
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