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Posted by Jolly on September 20, 2012

 

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The Wingman
By Dos Gringos

Oh we're the wingman, and it's nice to meet you too  
We're just gonna stand here til you tell us what to do
We're the wingman, and we ain't got much to say
And if we did, you know that we would f--k it up anyway
Oh we're the wingman, and we have not got a clue
So if you're not a wingman, then to hell with you

KNOCK KNOCK
"Who's there"
"Two Wide"
"Two Wide who"
"2, why'd you let us fly into Saudi today!"

Cause we're the wingman, and we bear all the shame
When flight lead screws the pooch, you can guess who takes the blame
We're the wingman, and we're tired of keeping sight
We'd could do just fine, without that asshole on the right
We're the wingman, and we think we have a clue
So if you're not a wingman, then to hell with you

KNOCK KNOCK
"Who's there"
"Two Huge"
"Two Huge who"
"2, You just got the lead on the right!"

Oh we're the Tac Lead---and we don't----
"Ah F--k it, FOX 3"
Oh we're the wingman, and you know we never miss
We just shot our flight down, and now he's f--king pissed
We're the wingman, and we hate to be alone
Without someone to follow, we would never make it home
We're the wingman, and we haven't got a clue
So if you're not a wingman, then to hell with you

KNOCK KNOCK
"Who's there"
"Stu"
"Stu Who"
"Stupid American, Tell us everything you know"

"Everything?"---"Yes Everything"
All Right:

Oh we're the wingman, and we don't know a thing
If we were to think, they'd have our asses in sling
We're the wingman, there's no better life than this
Because knowledge is the power, but ignorance is bliss
We're the wingman, and we haven't got a clue
So if you're not a wingman, then to hell with you!

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