You'll Never Mind
Come on and Join the Air Force
Performed by Oscar Brand
Come on and join the Air Force, We’re a happy band they say
We never do a lick of work, just fly around all day
While others work and study hard, and soon turn old and blind
You’ll take to the air without and care, and you will never mind
You’ll never mind, You’ll never mind
Oh come and join the Air Force and you will never mind
Promotions come upon you just a high as you desire
You’re riding on the gravy train when you’re and Air Force flyer
But just about when you’re about to be a General you find
The engine coughs, the wings fall off, and you will never mind
You’ll never mind, You’ll never mind
Oh come and join the Air Force and you will never mind
One day you’ll loop and spin her, and with and awful tear
You’ll find yourself without your wings, but you will never care
For in about two minutes more another pair you’ll find
You’ll be fly with Pete in his angel suite and you will never mind
You’ll never mind, You’ll never mind
Oh come and join the Air Force and you will never mind
You’re flying across the ocean when you hear your engine spit
You see your prop come to a stop, the God Damn engine’s quit
The ship won’t float, You cannot swim, the shore is miles behind
You’ll be a dish for happy fish but you will never mind
You’ll never mind, You’ll never mind
Oh come and join the Air Force and you will never mind
I’m flying in my F-86 along the Yalu shore
I’m loyal to the Air Force, but I’m rotten to the core
I’ve only got one engine jack, and if that bastard quits
It will be up there all by itself because I’m the kind it gets
You’ll never mind, You’ll never mind
Oh come and join the Air Force and you will never mind
Maybe you’ll ride the gravy train in administrative work
Let other guys light up the skies, why should you be a jerk
You’ll meet that higher officer to whom you’ve been assigned
With your nose in place, and not only on your face, you will never mind
You’ll never mind, You’ll never mind
Oh come and join the Air Force and you will never mind
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Comments:
Posted by
DuckPerry
on
Jun 21st, 2012
YES!! For those new 2nd LTs about to become fighter pilots indeed!!!BOTH of THEM!!
Posted by
Jolly
on
Jun 22nd, 2012
From Joe:Thanks! Great lyrics . The song would be terrific if not for the banjo and the dildo singing it.
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