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Squiggly Porn
Squiggly PornBy Dos Gringos When I'm out TDY sometimes I'm a rolling stone But there are nights I stay in my room 'cause I want to be alone I just want to get some me time - a chance to feel reborn I dim the lights and lock the door and cuddle up to squiggly porn Sure there are real pornos but I'd rather not They make me feel all dirty inside and I know that I'd get caught With my friend squiggly porn I get that same cheap thrill Without "Naked Sorority Grandmas 6" showing up on my Visa bill Yeah squiggly porn you're always around I keep coming back though you let me down You give me a tit then you take it away I'm still looking forward to that special day When I can see some poontang And chicks making out And it ain't all distorted Yeah there won't be a doubt That I conquered the beast Then what will I do?Read More >
Another Fighter Pilot Ad
We've mentioned this before. You got something to sell? Put a fighter pilot in your ad and you won't be able to keep your product on the shelf or in the show room.Read More >
Mary Ann Burns
MARY ANN BURNSPerfromed by 509th TFS Mary Ann Burns is the Queen of all the acrobatsShe can do tricks that would give a man the shits.Read More >
Kickass Squadron
What’s the most kickass fighter squadron in the entire world? One of them is probably the 199th Fighter Squadron based at Hickam AFB, Hawaii.Read More >