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Squiggly Porn

By Jolly on August 10, 2008 in Songs

Squiggly PornBy Dos Gringos When I'm out TDY sometimes I'm a rolling stone But there are nights I stay in my room 'cause I want to be alone I just want to get some me time - a chance to feel reborn I dim the lights and lock the door and cuddle up to squiggly porn Sure there are real pornos but I'd rather not They make me feel all dirty inside and I know that I'd get caught With my friend squiggly porn I get that same cheap thrill Without "Naked Sorority Grandmas 6" showing up on my Visa bill Yeah squiggly porn you're always around I keep coming back though you let me down You give me a tit then you take it away I'm still looking forward to that special day When I can see some poontang And chicks making out And it ain't all distorted Yeah there won't be a doubt That I conquered the beast Then what will I do?Read More >

Another Fighter Pilot Ad

By Rowdy on July 17, 2008 in Cool Stuff

We've mentioned this before.  You got something to sell?  Put a fighter pilot in your ad and you won't be able to keep your product on the shelf or in the show room.Read More >

Mary Ann Burns

By Jolly on July 13, 2008 in Songs

MARY ANN BURNSPerfromed by 509th TFS Mary Ann Burns is the Queen of all the acrobatsShe can do tricks that would give a man the shits.Read More >

The Patriot

By admin on July 4, 2008 in Songs

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Kickass Squadron

By Rowdy on June 10, 2008 in Kickass Articles

What’s the most kickass fighter squadron in the entire world? One of them is probably the 199th Fighter Squadron based at Hickam AFB, Hawaii.Read More >

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