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Invade the Kiwis

By Jolly on February 1, 2012 in Jokes

New Zealand use to have fighter pilots. They use to have fighter jets. In fact, I flew with these guys back in the 80's.Read More >

Fighter Pilot Rights

By Jolly on January 11, 2012 in Jokes

Fighter Pilot Miranda Warning.... A drop dead gorgeous female police officer arrested a fighter pilot for drunk driving in the wee morning hours of New Year’s Day.Read More >

Hog Mower

By Jolly on January 2, 2012 in Jokes

How does a retired fighter pilot keep groundhogs out of his lawn??He mowes them down with a warthog!Read More >

Santa & F-104 Midair!

By Jolly on December 13, 2011 in Jokes

The site is near the Oak Creek Bridge on the St. Michael’s Road. The folks who own the property always have eye-catching displays celebrating various ‘holidays’ through the year… this year for Yületide they have certainly outdone themselves!Read More >

Rules and Laws

By Jolly on August 31, 2011 in Jokes

Son, someday you will make a girl very happy, for a short period of time. Then she'll leave you and be with new men who are ten times better than you could ever hope to be.Read More >

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