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Posted by rowdy on November 7, 2013

A fighter pilot took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
 
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
 
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR
 
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, “He mated 50 times last year.”
 
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
 
THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR
 
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, “That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.”
 
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
 
THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR
 
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.”
 
The fighter pilot looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.”'
 
The fighter pilot’s condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, he should eventually make a full recovery.

 

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Comments:

Posted by Doc on
ROFLMAO!
Doc
Posted by Doc on
ROFLMAO!
Doc
Posted by butch71 on
The fighter should have kept mouth shut.
Posted by DJ1 on
YGBSM!! Lies!!! The third bull died after 364...with the damndesgt grin you've ever seen.
DJ
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