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Fighter Pilot Sexual Persuasion

Posted by Jolly on December 9, 2007

A fighter pilot, dressed to kill in his flight suit, went to a The Bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the pilot and asked him, "Are you a real fighter pilot?" 

To which he replied, "Well, I fly F-16s every single day of the week, so I guess I am."


After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. I get up in the morning thinking of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV - everything makes me think of women."


A short while later she left, and the fighter pilot ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real fighter pilot?"

"I always thought I was," he answered, "but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."




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