Old Fighter Pilot
An old Fighter Pilot named Rowdy sat down at the Bar and ordered a cold beer. As he sat sipping his beer, a young woman sat down next to him... She turned to Rowdy and asked, 'Are you a real fighter pilot? He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes; Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew A-10 attack aircraft in Iraq, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a fighter pilot.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the Rowdy and asked, 'Are you a real fighter pilot?' He replied, 'Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.
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