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Posted by Jolly on October 16, 2007

Q: How do you know if there is fighter pilot at your party?
A: He'll tell you.

Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
A: A jet engine stops whining when the jet shuts down.

Q: How many fighter pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One...he just holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Q: How do you bury a fighter pilot?
A: You give him an enema and bury what’s left in a shoe box. 

Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? 
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot. 

Q: What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a pig?
A: The pig doesn't turn into a fighter pilot when it's drunk.

Q:  How can you tell a figher pilot
A:  Big watch, little cock, pay-by-check, all talk!


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