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Posted by aaron on August 26, 2008

Krispy Kreme Bacon CheeseburgersFighter pilots often times have to eat fast. Between planning, briefing, final tweaking, step to the jets, launch and fly, there’s little time to squeeze in a quality meal. Those days are over. Here at Fighter Pilot University our nutritionists have developed an all-encompassing meal. It’s got all the food groups. It’s got carbs for quick power and protein for prolonged energy. It is the perfect fighter pilot meal. It is a Krispy Kreme bacon cheeseburger.
Everyone knows the nutritional value of a cheeseburger. If you’re not familiar with a Krispy Kreme, it’s a melt in your mouth, kickass, high-sugar buzz, glazed doughnut.
What could be better? Plenty of sugar for the fast pick-me-up, carbs from the doughnut for second stage vigor, simple protein cheese for third stage power kick in and finally, the bacon and burger for long term energy.  These thing will keep you going all day.
Yes, we did say all food groups. Cheese—dairy, sugar—grain, doughnut—carb, bacon and beef—protein and everyone knows that pigs and cows, yes, that's where bacon and beef comes from respectively, eat corn and just about any other plant so there’s your vegetable. At least that’s what our nutritionists are telling us. Fighter Pilot University’s nutritionists are the tops in their field.  Of course, nutrition isn’t their field but that’s beside the point.
Fighter pilots everywhere, dig in.


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