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Posted by aaron on August 7, 2009

Stella Artois parodyI was having a couple beers with a friend the other night. He ordered a Guiness.  When I ordered a Stella Artois he scoffed and said I was drinking a lady's beer. Of course, I was irritated that he was questioning my manliness based on the kind of beer I ordered.  Now, I like a Guiness but that night I didn't want the heavy, dark taste. So, what is it that makes a beer a man's beer or a lady's beer. I think most people would say taste and alcohol content.  Well, if you go strictly by taste then I suppose you might say that Guiness is a manly beer.  But, if you go by alcohol content then Stella Artois kicksass on Guniness.  Stella's alcohol content is 5.2% versus Guiness's 4.0%. So, don't be a snob, step up girly Guiness man. The world is full of amazing beer opportunities. Each one a wonderful experience in the wonders of the Amber Nectar. Kickass!!!!

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Beer. It's What's for Dinner 


Comments:

Posted by MichaelCasey on
The only thing to classify as "Ladies Beer" would be anything "Lite". I hearken back to the Coors Light ads and "Ladies Night Out". As for relative taste we can only pity the shoe clerk who can't tell the difference between a Miller and a Stella Artois. I think I learned as much about tactics and top performance in the bar as I did anywhere else. And today's emasculated AF has been fighting to eliminate this learning opportunity! Bring back the pole in the STAG bar.
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