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Posted by Jolly on January 16, 2012

Some Advice from Rowdy
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Top Echelon Near DeadsMost of you can figure out what a near dead is. Some of you may think about it and realize, oh yeah, that's me. Used to be, when fighter pilots went to the O'club, they'd refer to the old, white haired retirees hanging around as near deads. Of course, a lot of those guys who laughed at that description are now near deads themselves. Certainly there are different levels of near deadness. To the career fighter pilot group, any retiree has at least entered the initial stages of near dead. Yeah, you might be a busy, big money earning, business man, but once you're no longer an active fighter pilot, you've entered the realm of near dead. 
 
Depending on where you are in the world of near dead. Here's a couple of tips.
 
1.    For guy near deads, sexual climax a minimum of twice a week. That's not just my opinion or desire, that's the recommendation of many medical doctors. My wife's a practicing nurse and more than once she's had a casual conversation with an MD/DO about prostate cancer. Their recommended preventative measure, climax at least twice a week. This prostate thing is just a muscle. If you don't use it, you lose it.  However, in the case of the prostate, instead of withering like normal muscles, it gets bigger and tries to mess up your plumbing. Even worse, as it gets bigger, because of its lack of use--no climaxes--it's growth can become cancerous; 80% chance of prostate cancer if you live long enough. If you've been lucky enough so far not to have encountered these types of problems, or even if you have, I'd put money on the idea that an increased, consistent regimen of climaxes would almost for sure drive down the size of the largest prostate. If you've got someone to help you with this task but they've become somewhat reluctant or lazy, let them know that this is a life or death situation, get over their petty, selfish foibles and take care of the matter at hand. (Clever use of words there wasn't it.) So, whatever it takes, get it done.
 
Typical Near Dead Stunt2.    Once you get into the upper echelons of near dead, I say enjoy yourself to the max. Eat what you want. Drink what you want. Smoke what you want. Sure get out, get your exercise, stay mobile but eventually, isn't a Big Mac worth it? Unless you're shooting for some age record, and what are the odds of that, shouldn't you enjoy your near deadness as much as possible. What, are you trying to prolong things so that you end up in some facility with an 18 year old nursing aid wiping your ass? Get with your friends as much as possible. Have a few beers. Smoke some cigars. Eat some kickass red meat and have fun.
 
Of course, I'm not an expert on any of this stuff so you can take my advise with a grain of salt. Or, lots of grains of salt if you're on a low sodium diet and you've just decided to blow it off and enjoy your life without the fear of everything that goes in your mouth.




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Comments:

Posted by borg on
Rowdy,
I agree. There are more old drunks than there are old doctors; so i guess I'll have another round.I have had the advantage to live 100 lives and if I buy it tommoorow.... I win. I'm going for the Big Mac, HUGE kansas steak, and drinking with the bros. Without friends and entertainment... what's the point. Cheers brother.
Posted by Sandy on
true story about the postate thing, no pun intended, I believe if it were not for the near deads the O'Clubs in the US would completely go away if they have not already joined with the "all ranks" club, well done Rowdy
Posted by allentrapert on
IM 49 AND I FEEL DEAD AND SOMETIMES LITTLE AL ACTS DEAD BUT BRING ME A TIGHT LITTLE BOGEY AND I WILL LOCK ON ,, TONE AND MISSLE AWAY AND BOOM BIG AL THE EAGLE BUILDER SHOWS THAT, IM NOT AS GOOD AS I ONCE WAS BUT IM AS GOOD ONCE AS I EVER WAS, SO FLY BOYS GO ON MAKE MY DAY !! BIG AL IN THE STL !!! EAGLE HORNET HARRIER GLOBEMASTER APACHE AND SHIT I CANT TALK ABOUT BUILDER YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST !! SO FLY THE BEST BIG ALS SHIT !! YESSIIRR !!
Posted by Jolly on
This in from Vince Olds:

Thanks Rowdy….excellent advice and I’ll be sure to pass it on to other “near deads” and those “nearing dead stage” in my circle ! (; Uncle Robin would most definitely approve and do the same!

(heard this story yet ? )

Vince Olds
volds@verizon.net
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